Idioms & tongue twisters in English

Idioms & tongue twisters in English

This web has originated from my extreme love for English
Idioms & tongue twisters in English

Idioms & tongue twisters in English

This web has originated from my extreme love for English

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Idioms-part one

As cool as a cucumber

خونسرد بودن

When you are dealing an stressful action try to be as cool as a cucumber.

A snake in the grass

آب زیر کاه بودن

Don’t try more dear. you cannot know the reality .he is a snake I the grass.

Apple polisher

چرب زبان

In this teachers classes usually apple polisher students are not successful.

At six and seven

سر در گم بودن

When I intered the new town I was completely at six & seven!

All wet

سخت در اشتباه بودن

If you think that you can change my opinion, you are all wet!

A jack of all trades a master of none

همه کاره هیچ کاره

Sam is always all of none, and is not able to full fill no thing correctly.

A hungry man is an angry man

آدم گرسنه دین و ایمان ندارد!

Its not a good time to speak to him, you know a hungry man is an angry man!

Airy-fairy

پرت و پلا!

Don’t listen to his speech. That is completely airy fairy!

Accident happens

حادثه خبر نمیکند!

Be careful Jack, you are driving the bicycle carelessly, accident happens!

A miss is as good as a mill

آب که از سر گذشت چه یک وجب چه صد وجب!

Iran lost the last game and could not be the champion, to win or loose this game is not important, you know a miss is as good as a mill!

As easy as ABC

مثل آب خوردن

The Konkoor examination is never as easy as ABC

Alms never make poor

صدقه باعث فقر نمی شود!

Sams dad saw the poor and insult him, be care full alms never make poor.

A word to the wise

عاقل را اشارتی بس است

Mary is the best of class, a word to

Her(the wise) is enough to inspire her what you want to say.

Attention to orders

گوش به فرمان

If you don’t pay attention to the orders I will make you run for half an hour.

At the end of ones rope

آخرین طاقت کسی.

She was at the end of here rope when she saw that the door of her house was opened and everywhere was messy.

As quickly as possible

به زودی هر چه تمام تر!!

Please re write your lessons as quickly as possible.

Alas for him

وای به حالش

Alas for her if she doesn’t come to the party.

A white lie

دروغ مصلحتی

Sara why did you lie yesterday?

Oh…don’t worry it was only a white lie

A petty thief

آفتابه دزد

The police officers don’t guess that Sam can steal the huge car. they say he is a petty thief.

All equal the end makes

به دروازه مرگ چون در شویم

به یک هفته با هم برابر شویم

When Gims mom sais to him to study hard and make him do the hard work, he gets angry and sais All equal the End makes!

A cheer full wife is the joy of life

جهان را نعمتی بهتر ز زن نیست

ززن مطبوع تر از گل درچمن نیست

Whenever Sams friends ask him about his wife, he sais I am satisfied with her and A cheerful wife is the joy of life.

As a pikestaff as plain

مثل روز روشن

Its As a pikestaff as plain that she was the murderer of her husband.

A good name is better than riches

نام نیکو گر بماند ز آدمی

به کز او بماند سرای زرنگار

SADY (god bless him) some thing around 8 centuries past said, A good name is better than riches.

Another opens when one door shut

خدا گر ز حکمت ببندد دری

ز رحمت گشاید در دیگری

When Marry lost the important testing, she cried a lot but I said to her Another opens when one shuts!

A wise man avoids edged tools

آدم دانا به نشتر نزند مشت!!؟

When Jack was going to the first world war,  Franklin avoid him and said, A wise man avoids edged tools!!

A poor work man blames his tools

عروس نتوانست برقصه گفت زمین کجه!!

Jack is unable to do important things, and always blames his tools!

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush

سرکه ی نقد بهتر از حلوای نسیه

Sam said at least I want half of my money now, A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush!

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

دوری و دوستی!؟

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

A cat may look at a king

به اسب شاه گفته یابو!

A cat may look at a king

Actions speak louder than words

به عمل کار بر آید

به سخن دانی نیست!

Actions speak louder than words

alive and kicking

سر و مر و گنده – سالم

Lynn, how's your uncle?

He's alive and kicking!

Advice when most needed is least headed

هر جا پند و اندرز به کار آید

گوش کمتر شنواست!؟

Advice when most needed is least headed

A fool and his money are easily parted

احمق و پولش به راحتی جدا میشوند!

A fool and his money are easily parted

A fox smells its own lair first

چوب را که بلند کنی

گریه ی دزده بیرون میزنه

A fox smells its own lair first

A friend in need is a fried indeed

دوست آن باشد که گیرد دست دوشت

در پریشان حالی و درماندگی

A friend in need is a fried indeed

After a storm comes calm

بعد از خشم پشیمانی گسترده است!؟

After a storm comes calm

A lie has no leg

دروغ پا ندارد!

A lie has no leg

A person is known by the company he keeps

تو اوّل بگو با کیان دوستی

پس آنگه بگویم که تو کیستی

A person is known by the company he keeps

A merry heart makes a long life

دل شاد باش تا عمرت افزون شود

A merry heart makes a long life

A pot of milk is ruined by a drop of poison

هفتاد سال عبادت یک شب به باد می رود

A pot of milk is ruined by a drop of poison

A sound mind in a sound body

عقل سالم در بدن سالم!

A sound mind in a sound body

All flowers are not in one garland

گل بی علت و بی عیب خداست

All flowers are not in one garland

All fair in love and war

عدالت در دوستی و جنگ!!

All fair in love and war

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth

چشم در عوض چشم و دندان در عوض دندان!؟

  An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth

An armchair critic

عالم بی عمل

As my old grand pa sais : my uncle is An armchair critic

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

یک سیب در روز دکتر را دور می کند!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

پیشگیری بهتر از درمان است

An ounce of prevention is w

As cool as a cucumber

خونسرد بودن

When you are dealing an stressful action try to be as cool as a cucumber.

A snake in the grass

آب زیر کاه بودن

Don’t try more dear. you cannot know the reality .he is a snake I the grass.

Apple polisher

چرب زبان

In this teachers classes usually apple polisher students are not successful.

At six and seven

سر در گم بودن

When I intered the new town I was completely at six & seven!

All wet

سخت در اشتباه بودن

If you think that you can change my opinion, you are all wet!

A jack of all trades a master of none

همه کاره هیچ کاره

Sam is always all of none, and is not able to full fill no thing correctly.

A hungry man is an angry man

آدم گرسنه دین و ایمان ندارد!

Its not a good time to speak to him, you know a hungry man is an angry man!

Airy-fairy

پرت و پلا!

Don’t listen to his speech. That is completely airy fairy!

Accident happens

حادثه خبر نمیکند!

Be careful Jack, you are driving the bicycle carelessly, accident happens!

A miss is as good as a mill

آب که از سر گذشت چه یک وجب چه صد وجب!

Iran lost the last game and could not be the champion, to win or loose this game is not important, you know a miss is as good as a mill!

As easy as ABC

مثل آب خوردن

The Konkoor examination is never as easy as ABC

Alms never make poor

صدقه باعث فقر نمی شود!

Sams dad saw the poor and insult him, be care full alms never make poor.

A word to the wise

عاقل را اشارتی بس است

Mary is the best of class, a word to

Her(the wise) is enough to inspire her what you want to say.

Attention to orders

گوش به فرمان

If you don’t pay attention to the orders I will make you run for half an hour.

At the end of ones rope

آخرین طاقت کسی.

She was at the end of here rope when she saw that the door of her house was opened and everywhere was messy.

As quickly as possible

به زودی هر چه تمام تر!!

Please re write your lessons as quickly as possible.

Alas for him

وای به حالش

Alas for her if she doesn’t come to the party.

A white lie

دروغ مصلحتی

Sara why did you lie yesterday?

Oh…don’t worry it was only a white lie

A petty thief

آفتابه دزد

The police officers don’t guess that Sam can steal the huge car. they say he is a petty thief.

All equal the end makes

به دروازه مرگ چون در شویم

به یک هفته با هم برابر شویم

When Gims mom sais to him to study hard and make him do the hard work, he gets angry and sais All equal the End makes!

A cheer full wife is the joy of life

جهان را نعمتی بهتر ز زن نیست

ززن مطبوع تر از گل درچمن نیست

Whenever Sams friends ask him about his wife, he sais I am satisfied with her and A cheerful wife is the joy of life.

As a pikestaff as plain

مثل روز روشن

Its As a pikestaff as plain that she was the murderer of her husband.

A good name is better than riches

نام نیکو گر بماند ز آدمی

به کز او بماند سرای زرنگار

SADY (god bless him) some thing around 8 centuries past said, A good name is better than riches.

Another opens when one door shut

خدا گر ز حکمت ببندد دری

ز رحمت گشاید در دیگری

When Marry lost the important testing, she cried a lot but I said to her Another opens when one shuts!

A wise man avoids edged tools

آدم دانا به نشتر نزند مشت!!؟

When Jack was going to the first world war,  Franklin avoid him and said, A wise man avoids edged tools!!

A poor work man blames his tools

عروس نتوانست برقصه گفت زمین کجه!!

Jack is unable to do important things, and always blames his tools!

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush

سرکه ی نقد بهتر از حلوای نسیه

Sam said at least I want half of my money now, A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush!

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

دوری و دوستی!؟

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

A cat may look at a king

به اسب شاه گفته یابو!

A cat may look at a king

Actions speak louder than words

به عمل کار بر آید

به سخن دانی نیست!

Actions speak louder than words

alive and kicking

سر و مر و گنده – سالم

Lynn, how's your uncle?

He's alive and kicking!

Advice when most needed is least headed

هر جا پند و اندرز به کار آید

گوش کمتر شنواست!؟

Advice when most needed is least headed

A fool and his money are easily parted

احمق و پولش به راحتی جدا میشوند!

A fool and his money are easily parted

A fox smells its own lair first

چوب را که بلند کنی

گریه ی دزده بیرون میزنه

A fox smells its own lair first

A friend in need is a fried indeed

دوست آن باشد که گیرد دست دوشت

در پریشان حالی و درماندگی

A friend in need is a fried indeed

After a storm comes calm

بعد از خشم پشیمانی گسترده است!؟

After a storm comes calm

A lie has no leg

دروغ پا ندارد!

A lie has no leg

A person is known by the company he keeps

تو اوّل بگو با کیان دوستی

پس آنگه بگویم که تو کیستی

A person is known by the company he keeps

A merry heart makes a long life

دل شاد باش تا عمرت افزون شود

A merry heart makes a long life

A pot of milk is ruined by a drop of poison

هفتاد سال عبادت یک شب به باد می رود

A pot of milk is ruined by a drop of poison

A sound mind in a sound body

عقل سالم در بدن سالم!

A sound mind in a sound body

All flowers are not in one garland

گل بی علت و بی عیب خداست

All flowers are not in one garland

All fair in love and war

عدالت در دوستی و جنگ!!

All fair in love and war

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth

چشم در عوض چشم و دندان در عوض دندان!؟

  An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth

An armchair critic

عالم بی عمل

As my old grand pa sais : my uncle is An armchair critic

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

یک سیب در روز دکتر را دور می کند!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

پیشگیری بهتر از درمان است

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

Ask and you shall receive

پرسان پرسان می روند هندوستان!!!

Ask and you shall receive

As you make your bed so you must lie in it

خود کرده را تدبیر نیست!!

When SAKHA had a real bad accident his mom said : As you make your bed so you must lie in it!!

As you sow so shall you reap?

هر چه بکاری همان را بر می داری!؟

SAKHA worked so hard to pass the Konkor exam but he wasn’t sure that he will do so!his dad declared that: As you sow so shall you reap?

A woman’s work is never done

کار کد بانو تمام شدنی نیست!

A woman’s work is never done

A word to the wise is enough

در خانه اگر کس است یک حرف بس است!

A word to the wise is enough

All thumbs

دست و پا جلفتی!

Let me do the dishes myself. You're all thumbs!

A new line

سر سطر!

Start from the new line!

As right as trivet

مثل شاخ شمشاد

The old police was as right as trivet!

A word spoken is past recalling

تیری که رها شد به چله باز نگردد

Take care of what you say, because A word spoken is past recalling!

All is for the best

هر چه پیش آید خوش آید...

Don’t worry about tomorrow, all is for the best!

As easy as shelling peas

مثل مویی که از ماست بکشند!

I will make you cry as easy as shelling peas!

As like as two peas in a pod

مثل سیبی که از وسط نصف شده باشند

The two sister are as like as two peas in a pod!

Bite the bullet

دندون رو جیگر گذاشتن

I hate my present job. I gotta bite the bullet for a while until I find a new job

Buy a pig in a pock

چشم بسته خریدن

I won't buy your car without checking it. I can't buy a pig in a poke

Blow the whistle on some one

راپرت دادن – کسی را لو دادن

The gangs in our neighborhood have become intolerable. It's definitely time we blew the whistle on them.

Blow a fuse

فیوز کسی پریدن – آمپر  کسی بالا رفتن

When Daddy heard that I had smashed his new car, he blew a fuse

Bite the dust

هلاک شدن

A bullet hit the burglar in the back, and he bit the dust.

Birds by bird fly together

کبوتر با کبوتر باز با باز

We cannot understand each other, you know bird by bird fly together.

Blow it

گند زدن – خرابکاری کردن

Im sorry to blow  the party.

Burn the midnight oil

دود چراغ خوردن

I must go home and burn the midnight oil tonight. I have to take a big test tomorrow

Beat about the bush

حاشیه رفتن

Stop beating about the bush! Answer my question frankly

Beats me

سر در نمی آرم

- Nina, do you know how the world came into existence?

Oh…Beats me!

Bite off more than you can chew

لقمه ی بزرگتر از دهان خویش برداشتن!

You won't be able to handle the project. You're biting off more than you can chew

Bread is the staff of life

نان قوّت زندگی است

Bread is the staff of life

Bark worse than ones bite

به اندازه ای که نشون می ده بد نیست

Our boss is so strike and everyone is scared of him but all know that his bark worse than his bite

Back me up

هوامو داشته باش

What will you do for me if I back you up?!

Back out

خلف وعده عمل کردن

My daddy never backs out when he promise something!

Bark up the wrong tree

سوراخ دعا را گم کردن – بی راهه رفتن

SAKHA suspects Mark of stealing her watch, but I bet he is bark up the wrong tree!

Beauty is in the eye of the holder

علف به دهن بزی شیرین است

Beauty is in the eye of the holder

Better be alone than in bad company

دلا خو کن به تنهایی

که از تن ها بلا خیزد

Better be alone than in bad company

Blood is thicker than water

اوّل خیش بعد درویش

When I asked daddy to buy the gift for me or the son of neighbor, he said blood is thicker than water!

Brain is better than brawn

عقل بهتر از زور بازو است!!

Brain is better than brawn

Bend over back wards

از جان مایه گذاشتن

Mom and dad bend over backwards to please us…

Be greek to one

قابل درک نبودن

I didn't understand a single word of his speech. It was all Greek to me!

Beauty opens locked doors

اندکی جمال به از بسیاری مال!!

Beauty opens locked doors

Broth every cook praises his own

هیچ بقالی نمی گوید ماستش ترش است!

Broth every cook praises his own

Buds but me no

مرغ من یک پا دارد!

Jack sais NO for every thing & doesn’t accept nothing but his! he always sais Buds but me no!

Be sure

خاطر جمع بودن – دل را قرص کردن

I want to make you sure that I will give you all the money back.

Beat retreat

فرمان عقب نشینی دادن

Look soldiers!: you wont hear beating retreat in all over this war!  

Be even with some one

انتقام گرفتن

Being even with some one is the knife with two edges!

Break loose

در رفتن - ول شدن

The thief broke loose the last day!

Be swept off one’s feet

مغلوب احساسات شدن

The lawyers mustn’t be swiped off their feet when they are judging.

Be up to ones ears in some thing

تا خرخره در چیزی رفتن

I'm up to my ears in dept.

Breach on truth

خیانت در امانت کردن

Breaching on truth is the worst in the world.

Ask and you shall receive

پرسان پرسان می روند هندوستان!!!

Ask and you shall receive

As you make your bed so you must lie in it

خود کرده را تدبیر نیست!!

When SAKHA had a real bad accident his mom said : As you make your bed so you must lie in it!!

As you sow so shall you reap?

هر چه بکاری همان را بر می داری!؟

SAKHA worked so hard to pass the Konkor exam but he wasn’t sure that he will do so!his dad declared that: As you sow so shall you reap?

A woman’s work is never done

کار کد بانو تمام شدنی نیست!

A woman’s work is never done

A word to the wise is enough

در خانه اگر کس است یک حرف بس است!

A word to the wise is enough

All thumbs

دست و پا جلفتی!

Let me do the dishes myself. You're all thumbs!

A new line

سر سطر!

Start from the new line!

As right as trivet

مثل شاخ شمشاد

The old police was as right as trivet!

A word spoken is past recalling

تیری که رها شد به چله باز نگردد

Take care of what you say, because A word spoken is past recalling!

All is for the best

هر چه پیش آید خوش آید...

Don’t worry about tomorrow, all is for the best!

As easy as shelling peas

مثل مویی که از ماست بکشند!

I will make you cry as easy as shelling peas!

As like as two peas in a pod

مثل سیبی که از وسط نصف شده باشند

The two sister are as like as two peas in a pod!

Bite the bullet

دندون رو جیگر گذاشتن

I hate my present job. I gotta bite the bullet for a while until I find a new job

Buy a pig in a pock

چشم بسته خریدن

I won't buy your car without checking it. I can't buy a pig in a poke

Blow the whistle on some one

راپرت دادن – کسی را لو دادن

The gangs in our neighborhood have become intolerable. It's definitely time we blew the whistle on them.

Blow a fuse

فیوز کسی پریدن – آمپر  کسی بالا رفتن

When Daddy heard that I had smashed his new car, he blew a fuse

Bite the dust

هلاک شدن

A bullet hit the burglar in the back, and he bit the dust.

Birds by bird fly together

کبوتر با کبوتر باز با باز

We cannot understand each other, you know bird by bird fly together.

Blow it

گند زدن – خرابکاری کردن

Im sorry to blow  the party.

Burn the midnight oil

دود چراغ خوردن

I must go home and burn the midnight oil tonight. I have to take a big test tomorrow

Beat about the bush

حاشیه رفتن

Stop beating about the bush! Answer my question frankly

Beats me

سر در نمی آرم

- Nina, do you know how the world came into existence?

Oh…Beats me!

Bite off more than you can chew

لقمه ی بزرگتر از دهان خویش برداشتن!

You won't be able to handle the project. You're biting off more than you can chew

Bread is the staff of life

نان قوّت زندگی است

Bread is the staff of life

Bark worse than ones bite

به اندازه ای که نشون می ده بد نیست

Our boss is so strike and everyone is scared of him but all know that his bark worse than his bite

Back me up

هوامو داشته باش

What will you do for me if I back you up?!

Back out

خلف وعده عمل کردن

My daddy never backs out when he promise something!

Bark up the wrong tree

سوراخ دعا را گم کردن – بی راهه رفتن

SAKHA suspects Mark of stealing her watch, but I bet he is bark up the wrong tree!

Beauty is in the eye of the holder

علف به دهن بزی شیرین است

Beauty is in the eye of the holder

Better be alone than in bad company

دلا خو کن به تنهایی

که از تن ها بلا خیزد

Better be alone than in bad company

Blood is thicker than water

اوّل خیش بعد درویش

When I asked daddy to buy the gift for me or the son of neighbor, he said blood is thicker than water!

Brain is better than brawn

عقل بهتر از زور بازو است!!

Brain is better than brawn

Bend over back wards

از جان مایه گذاشتن

Mom and dad bend over backwards to please us…

Be greek to one

قابل درک نبودن

I didn't understand a single word of his speech. It was all Greek to me!

Beauty opens locked doors

اندکی جمال به از بسیاری مال!!

Beauty opens locked doors

Broth every cook praises his own

هیچ بقالی نمی گوید ماستش ترش است!

Broth every cook praises his own

Buds but me no

مرغ من یک پا دارد!

Jack sais NO for every thing & doesn’t accept nothing but his! he always sais Buds but me no!

Be sure

خاطر جمع بودن – دل را قرص کردن

I want to make you sure that I will give you all the money back.

Beat retreat

فرمان عقب نشینی دادن

Look soldiers!: you wont hear beating retreat in all over this war!  

Be even with some one

انتقام گرفتن

Being even with some one is the knife with two edges!

Break loose

در رفتن - ول شدن

The thief broke loose the last day!

Be swept off one’s feet

مغلوب احساسات شدن

The lawyers mustn’t be swiped off their feet when they are judging.

Be up to ones ears in some thing

تا خرخره در چیزی رفتن

I'm up to my ears in dept.

Breach on truth

خیانت در امانت کردن

Breaching on truth is the worst in the world.

Idioms-part two

Bury the hatchet

با هم کنار امدن

The 2 sisters buried the hatchet at last.

Better be safe than sorry

چرا عاقل کند کاری که باز آرد پشیمانی؟

For the wise man its better to be safe than sorry!

Better bend than break

احتیاط شرط عقل است

When I was driving carelessly my grandma told me that better bend than break!

Butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth

آزارش به یک مورچه هم نمی رسد

Can you guaranty that we will be safe if we steal what Sam has?!

Yes make you sure even Butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth!!

Break the ice

سر صحبت را باز کردن

We sat there without saying a word until I finally broke the ice by telling a joke

Catch once of that

چشمم آب نمی خوره

Will SAKHA be able to pass the term?

NO,I catch once of that!

Cut your coat according to your cloth

پا را به اندازه ی گلیم دراز کردن

If you don’t Cut your coat according to your cloth you will lose the game of the life!

comfortable he who doesn’t barley

آسوده کسی که خر ندارد

از کاه و جویش خبر ندارد

How is Tom, jack? You are so busy as I see!

Tom is relaxed .you know comfortable he who doesn’t barley.

Clean lines is next to God lines

النظافته من الایمان!

Clean lines is next to God lines.

 

Chicken out

تو زدن – جا خوردن

Jane was going to go to mountain climbing with us, but she chickened out at the last minute!!

Cant hold a candle to some one

به گرد کسی هم نرسیدن

You can't hold a candle to me when it comes to playing the piano

Cash cow

منبع خوبی از پول

This business is a cash cow

Cowards die many before their death

آدم ترسو هزار بار می میرد!

Cowards die many before their death

Catch some one red handed

مچ کسی را گرفتن

The hoodlums were tampering with the public phone when the police arrived and caught them red-handed

come alive

زنده شدن

When he arrived home, everyone came alive.

Cut corners

از سر و ته کاری زدن

Most contractors are always finding ways to cut corners.

Clothes make the man

احترام مرد به لباسش هم هست!

Why don’t you pay attention to your clothes? Clothes make the man.

cross my heart

به جون خودم!

I didn't break the glass, cross my heart!

Cross swords

سرشاخ شدن – جدل کردن

Whenever they see each other, they get along for the first few hours, but they finally end up crossing swords.

Cheating play never thrives.

بار کج به منزل نمی رسد!

Cheating play never thrives.

Children and fools tell the truth

حرف راست رو از بچه بشنو!

Children and fools tell the truth

Cattle do not die from the crows cursing

به حرف گربه ی سیاه باران نمی بارد!

Cattle do not die from the crows cursing

Chalk and cheese

اسمان و ریسمان به هم بافتن

Try not to chalk & cheese when you are not able to do something well.

Cock and bull story

چاخان گفتن – خالی بندی کردن

Who the hell do you expect to believe your cock and bull story?!

Clear the air

بر طرف کردن سو تفاهمات

I think now it is the best time to clear the air with SAKHA, don’t you?

Cut the crap

چرت و پرت نگو!چرند نگو!

Could you please cut the crap?

People are waiting for him with all their beings!

Cool ones heels

زیاد منتظر گذاشتن

We arrived on time, but the lawyer let us cool our heels outside of his office for hours

Cut from one end to the other

گوش تا گوش بریدن

SAKHAs dad has confined that if he doesn’t obey him, he will cut from one end to the other!

Charity begins at home

چراغی که به خانه رواست به مسجد حرام است!

Charity is the best but it begins at home!

Charity covers a multitude of sins

صدقه رفع بلاست

Franklins dad helps the poor because he believes that charity covers a multitude of sins

Come down to earth

واقع بین بودن

You should come down to earth; you can't become a runner with a lam leg.

Cat got your tongue?!

لالمونی گرفتی

Why did you come home so late last night? Answer me! Cat got your tongue!

Come off your high horse

پیاده شو با هم بریم

When SAKHA was showing off

His friend told him not to exaggerate and to come off his high horse!

Come hell or high water

هیچ فرقی نمی کنه چه اتفاقی بیفته!؟

Come hell or high water I will leave the country.

Down to the ground

از سیر تا پیاز گفتن

Dad told me to tell him the down to ground of things that they happened.

Damn it!

لعنتی!

I parked the car there but when I returned I didn’t found it. It was stoled. Damn it!

Deep water

مشکل سخت

Passing the terms in ILI is never a deep water!

Do a number on some one

کسی را خیانت کردن – نارو زدن

Doing a number on someone wont be acceptable near God.

Dress to the teeth

با سلیقه لباس پوشیدن

All the Moslems are ordered to dress to the teeth whenever they pray.

Dress to kill

بهترین لباس خود را پوشیدن

Im going to see my friend and I should dress to kill!!

Drag ones feet

لفت دادن

If you keep dragging your feet, you'll miss the train.

Don’t miss the bout

وقت را از دست ندادن

When SAKHA was joking during the examination, his friend told him not to miss the bout!

Do a number on some one

نارو زدن!

Parents never try to do a number on their children!

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

دندان اسب پیشکش را نمی شمارند

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth

Draw fire

مورد هدف قرار دادن

Draw fire the red apple and shoot!

Do your best

حداکثر تلاشت را بکن

If you do your best & then couldn’t reach the goal, that’s no problem with you!

Depend on some one

روی کسی حساب کردن

If you depend on him you will lose the game!

Draw off

عقب نشینی کردن

We wont draw off even if we lose the war!

Don’t keep on me!

پیله نکن!

Don’t keep on me mom! Im not a child!

Die game

دلیرانه جان دادن

Die game is our propose.

Die the death

غزل خداحافظی خواندن

When I saw him I started to die the death.

Danger better face a danger once than be always in

مرگ یک بار- شیون یک بار!!

Danger better face a danger once than be always in

Doctor after die some one

نوش داروی پس از مرگ!

Marry was the doctor after die Sam.

Don’t buy everything that is cheap

ارزان خری انبان خریست!

Don’t buy everything that is cheap

Dog eat dog world!

دنیای هرکی هرکی

It's pretty tough to survive in this dog-eat-dog world.

Drive someone up a wall!

کلافه کردن کسی

Cut the noise, kids. You're driving me up the wall.

Drop ones teeth

از تعجّب شاخ در آورن

I dropped my teeth when I heard the news

Escape with life and limb

جان سالم به در بردن

We have to thank God that we could
escape with life & limb!

Easy money

پول باد آورده

Never do easy money can change the face of the life.

Escape narrowly

جان مفت به در بردن

They were bad killers and we could hardly escape narrowly!

Eat to live-not live to eat

خوردن برای زندگی نه زندگی برای خوردن

A good rule in life is this: Eat to live and try not to live to eat!

Eating some one

معذب بودن

Please tell me what has been eating you maybe we can work your problem out together!

Easy come-easy go

باد آورده را باد می برد گی برای خوردن

There is a very important sentence which is used in business which sais: Easy come- Easy go!

Every dog has his chance

هر کسی یک شانسی دارد

Every dog has his chance

Everything is good in its season

هر سخن جایی و هر نکته مکانی دارد!!؟

Everything is good in its season

Eat ones hat

اسم خود را عوض کردن

You're not studying hard enough. I'll eat my hat if you pass the test!!

Eat ones heart out

حسودی کردن

Do you like my new car? Well, eat your heart out! It's one of a kind.

For mad words defers

جواب ابلهان خاموشی است

For mad words defers

For the life of me

این تن بمیره!

For the life of me  Im not kidding. why don’t you believe?!

Face the music

عواقب کار خود را پذیرفتن – خربزه خوردن و پای لغزش نشستن!

I told SAKHA not to spend all his money, but he did, and now he is going to have to face the music.

Face it out

جسورانه مقاومت کردن

If we don’t face it out, they will kill us.

Follow your nose

مستقیم برو

Excuse me, where is the nearest gas station?

Just follow your nose!

Feel like a million dollars

کوک کوک بودن

How're you doing, SAKHA?

I feel like a million dollars!

For a song

مفت و ارزان

My house's very expensive now, but I bought it for a song two years ago

Full of it

چرت و پرت گفتن

Oh, shut up, Roger! You'r full of it.

From now on

از همین لحظه به بعد

From now on no one is permitted to inter the room whit out permission.

Fill it out

پرش کن

The jet could easily fill the airplane up in the colorful sky.

Force a smile

تبسم کردن

Sometimes even forcing a small smile can solve a lot of problems.

From fame to infamy is a beaten road

ز هستی تا عدم موئی امید است

ولی آن موی خود موئی سفید است

From fame to infamy is a beaten road

Friends’ short reckoning makes long

حساب حساب ،کاکا برادر

When I was ignoring to get the money back from daddy, he said: Friends’ short reckoning makes long!

Fools tie knots and wise men loose them

یک دیوانه سنگی را به چاه می اندازد

صد عاقل نمی تواند آن را بیرون بیا ورد!

Fools tie knots and wise men loose them

Fly like a kite!

بزن به چاک!

You are annoying me a lot, hurry up, fly like a kite!

Feel under the water

دمق بودن – دل و دماق نداشتن

I don't feel like going to work today. I feel under the weather.

Feather in ones cap

مایه ی سر افرازی بودن

His last book was another feather in his cap.

Feed some one a line

فریب دادن و گول زدن.

Trust people around you, but don't let anyone feed you a line

Fall in love

عاشق شدن

When you fall in love, you don’t hear & see!

Fly off the handle

از کوره در رفتن

Every time we talk about money, my father flies off the handle!

Face the music

خربزه خوردن و پای لرزش نشستن

You have kicked the little boy, &you should face the music!

For the birds

به درد نخور بودن

Let's get out of here! What he's saying is for the birds

Give someone ones word

به کسی قول دادن

I give you my word that I will help you the next day.

Fishy

مشکوک زدن

When he saw the interance door open, he found something fishy!

Get the ax

اخراج شدن

I got the ax two months ago. I have been able to find a new job yet

 Go escrow your self

برو کنار بزار باد بیاد!؟

When the little boy was speaking a lot, the old man said go escrow your self.

Good thing come in small package

فلفل نبین چه ریزه بشکن ببین چه تیزه

Good thing come in small package, why do you sell him short?!

God’s mill grids slow but sure

چوب خدا صدا ندارد-آنگه بزند دوا ندار

Try not to annoy the old man, God’s mill grids slow but sure.

God bless him

خدا رحمتش کند...

He was the salt of the earth. may god bless him!

Good fences make good neighbors

مالت را محکم بگیر-همسایه ات را دزد نگیر

Good fences make good neighbors

God helps those who help them selves

از تو حرکت از خدا برکت

God helps those who help them selves

Get the hang of some thing

قلق کاری را به دست آوردن - لم کاری را به دست آوردن

As soon as you get the hang of this computer, you'll be able to work much faster.

Idioms-part three

Great boast – little toast

پز عالی جیب خالی

SAKHA dressed to kill! But it was only great boast-little toast!

Go to rack and ruin

نتیجه ی بد حاصل کردن

I studied a lot but I went to rack & ruin!

Good heaven

عجب افتضاحی!!

When SAKHA saw the accident he cried: oh… good heaven!

God is the light of heaven and earth

الله نور السماوات و الارض

As Quran sais: God is the light of heaven and earth

God grant that…

خدا کند که...

God grant that it rains today.

Get out of my face

گورتو گم کن! – از جلوی چشمم دور شو!

Get out of my face if you know what's good for you!!

Gain ground

پیشرفت کردن

Step by step Im gaining ground

Group with other things

در زمّه ی چیز های دیگر قرار دادن

You cant group me with other students!

Go bananas

از شدت عصبانیت یا خوشحالی جو گیر شدن

The children will go bananas when you tell them that trip is cancelled.

Gain over

ربودن

The huge car was gained over!

Give a person the benefit of the doubt

کسی را بی گناه دانستن

The lawyer was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt!

Give somebody hell

دمار از روزگار کسی در آوردن!

I know you have crashed the car & I will give you hill.

Give someone the slip

جیم شدن

The street was really full of people that the thief managed to give them the slip

God speed

صفر بخیر!

God speed.

Grease ones palm

سبیل کسی چرب کردن

He would've signed the contract if I'd greased his palm!!

Grasp at some thing

مشتاقانه پذیرفت

Do you like to go to the park?

I grasp at it!

Go to the dog

به گند کشیده شدن!

Our neighborhood has really gone to the dogs since a bunch of drug addicts moved in.

Go to town

سنگ تمام گذاشتن

When they give parties, they really go to town.

and chew Go bricks

برو کشکت رو بساب!

What do you say?!

Go & bricks and chew!

Get the jump on some one

پیش دستی کردن

No one has ever been able to get the jump on Margie in swimming

Get up on the wrong side of the bed

                     از دنده چپ بلند شدن!           

Why are you so grouchy today? Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed?

Go cold turkey

یک مرتبه عادتی را کنار گذاشتن

The doctor believes that if he opium addict had gone cold turkey, he might have not survived.

Get the short end of the stick

کلاه سر کسی رفتن

Martin's very unhappy because he's got the short end of the stick again.

Get ants in ones pants

دل شوره گرفتن

I always get ants in my pants before a lecture!!

Give something ones best shot

نهایت سعی خود را کردن

I gave the exam my best shot!

Get in some ones hair

                           کلافه کردن            

I went home to get some rest, but the kids kept getting in my hair

Get something out of one s system

خود را از شر فکری خلاص کردن

Mrs. Abrams has not been able to get the memory of her husband's death out of her system yet.

Get a kick out of some thing

حظ کردن!

I always get a kick out of his jokes.

Get some ones goat!

کفر کسی را بالا آوردن – روی سگ کسی را بالا آوردن!

The way you treated me in front of other people got my goat.

Get cold feet

جا خوردن – دچار دو دلی شدن

I usually get cold feet when I have to speak in public

Get carried away

ذوق زده شدن

Calm down. Don't get carried away. We have to sit down and talk.

 Get in to hot water

تو هچل افتادن

I really get into water whenever I play hooky.

Go to the dogs

به مخروبه تبدیل شدن

My old house has gone to the dogs!

Get the ball rolling

دست به کار شدن

Move it guys! If you wanna get the job done before dark, you gotta get the ball rolling now.

Get away clean

از مجازات فرار کردن

After robbing the bank, the robbers spend off in a waiting car and got away clean

Give me five

بزن قدش!

Hey, man, Give me five!

Get off some ones back

دست از سر کسی برداشتن

Please get off my back! I can't do it for you!

Go down the drain

به هدر دادن

All the money I invested in that damned business went down the drain.

Go to bat for some one

از کسی جانب داری کردن

I expect you to go to bat for me whenever you hear anyone gossip about me

Have at one’s fingers ends

فوت آب بودن

I have all the lessons at my fingers end!

Hit below the belt

نامردی کردن – نارو زدن

I'll never do any business with Peter again. He really hits below the belt.

Horses for courses

هر کسی را بهر کاری ساخته اند

You cant make me be a doctor dear!

Horses for courses!

He’s got a screw loose

یک تخته اش کم است!

Don’t get angry! He has got a screw loose.

Have in out with him

مورد حمله قرار دادن

The new president had in out with the old one!

Have a screw loose

یه تخته کم داشتن

He never talks sense. He seems to have a screw loose.

Hear over the grapevine

از زبان این و آن شنیدن

How do you know Mr. Smith is resigning?

I heard it over the grapevine.

He is bared his head in the sand

سر خود را زیر برف کردن

Don’t bared your head in the sand

Some thing is happening there!

Have a finger in every pie

نخود هر آش بودن

If you try to have a finger in every pie I will omit you from the group.

He is a dog in the manger

نه خود خورد نه کس دهد گنده کند به سگ دهد...!

Kathryn never gives away anything she herself has no use for. She is such a dog in the manger!!

His life failed him

عمرش وفا نکرد

His life failed him & he couldn’t see his lawyer son!  

He's over the hill

کسی که دلش جوان است

He is not as old as he seems. he is over the hill.

His tongue on son wheels

زبانش را گنجشک خورده است

SAKHA can't answer the questions, it seems  His tongue is on son wheels!!

Happy to you

خوش به حالت!

Oh…happy to you that you have a real good mom!

Hang in there

طاقت آوردن

If you hang in there I will save your life!

Have the last word

حرف خود را به کرسی نشاندن

Who has the last word in your family?!

He is as green as grass

صبر ایوب داشتن

They say, SAKHA is as green as grass in the field of studying!

Hold your horses

تند نرو- دست نگه دار!

Hey, don't get so mad! Hold your horses and let us explain.

Horse of a different color

وصله ی نا هماهنگ – نا مربوط

I was talking about trees, not bushes. Bushes are a horse of different color!

He puts his foot down

هر دو پا را در یک کفش کردن

The child put his foot down and said: I want the bicycle - want the bicycle.

Have ones cake and eat it too

هم خدا و هم خرما را خواستن!

George wants a regular income but doesn't want to work. He can't have his cake and eat it too!

He has not a penny to bless himself with

آه نداره که با ناله سودا کنه

He has not a penny to bless himself with

He led a dog’s life

آب خوش از گلویش پایین نرفت

As long as his life he led a dogs life!

His blood is up

خونش جوش آمده است

When she heard the bad news her blood got up!

He is no better than I am

خون او از من رنگین تر نیست!

He is no better than I am

He lets the cat

از دهنش دررفت!

Nobody was supposed to tell him about the surprise party, but my sister let the cat out of the bag!

He is not so black as he is painted

قلم در دست دشمن است!

He is not so black as he is painted

He has a good hand at some thing

کهنه کار بودن در کاری

SAKHA has a good hand at English.

He is in the prime of life

پایش لب گور است

He is in the prime of life

He has one foot in the grave

یکی از هزار گلش نشکفته است

He has one foot in the grave.

He has style

صاحب نظر بودن

Does SAKHA have style in English?!

He can make both ends meet

دستش به دهنش میرسد

He can make both ends meet

Hang on a person’s lips

چشم به دهان کسی دوختن

Don’t you have any idea with you yourself?!

You always hang on your moms lips!

He was near to tears

چیزی نمونده بود بزنه زیر گریه!

He was near to tears.

Hang it

به دَرَک!

Hang it

Hang a thief when he’s young and he’ll no steal when he is old

سر گرگ باید هم اول برید

نه چون گوسپندان مردم درید

Hang a thief when he’s young and he’ll no steal when he is old

He will marry them in an hour if he has seven blind daughters

اگه هفت تا دختر کور داشته باشه

یک ساعته شوهرشان میدهد

He will marry them in an hour if he has seven blind daughters

Human blood is all of a color

بنی آدم اعضا ی یکدیگرند

که در آفرینش ز یک گوهرند

Human blood is all of a color.

High places have their precipices

هر فرازی را نشیبی است

Don’t be sad dear, High places have their precipices!

Hit the hay

پریدن توی رختخواب

Okay guys, we have to get up early. I guess it's about time to hit the hay!

Hasty work double work

آدم عجول کار را دوباره میکنه!

Hasty work is a double work

Horse of a different color

بی ربط بودن

We are speaking about trees. grass is a horse of a different color!

Hot under the collar

جوش آوردن

Daddy was hot under the collar when we told him his car had been stolen.

Have a sweet tooth

به چیز های شیرین علاقه داشتن!

Daddy eats sweets and chocolate every day. He has a sweet tooth.

Honesty is the best police

صداقت بهترین سیاست زندگی است

Honesty is the best police

He has sown his wild oats

آرد خود را بیخته است!

He sown his wild when he opened his mouth!

Horse of a different color

از زمین تا آسمان فرق داشتن

Men & women are really horses of a different  colors.  

Hit the ceiling

حسابی از کوره در رفتن

 SAKHA s father hit the ceiling when he heard that his son had got a speeding ticket.

Have a frog in ones throat

گرفته بودن صدای کسی – صدا از گلوی کسی در نیامدن

Excuse me, I can't talk clearly. I have a frog in my throat

Have some ones number

دست کسی را خواندن

Joe has been so friendly to me recently, but I have his number. He just needs my money.

Hit the nail on the head.

درست حدس زدن – درست به خال زدن

I guess we need a lot of money to carry out the plan

You're absolutely right. You've hit the nail right on the head

Have the world by the tail

دنیا به کام کسی بون

With the new car Daddy's bought me, I have the world by the tail!!

Hold ones tongue

جلوی زبان خود را گرفتن

Hold your tongue, Steve! You can't talk to your sister that way

Horse around

بازی گوشی کردن

Stop horsing around and get to work!

It is a knick knack

برگ سبزی است تحفه ی درویش

When SAKHA gave the gift, he said it is a knick knack.

Hen pecked husband

زن زلیل  

 I respect my wife's views, but I'm not a hen-pecked husband

in ones book

به عقیده ی کسی

In my book, you are the most generous person in the world

It rains cats and dogs

باران شدید باریدن

Yesterday it was raining cats & dogs!

It will pass without one single incident

آب از آب تکان نخورد

It will pass without one single incident

If gold rusts what then can iron do?

هرچه بگندد نمکش میزنند وای به روزی که بگندد نمک!

If gold rusts what then can iron do?

I’ll cook your goose

آشی برایت بپزم که یک وجب روغن داشته باشد...

You will see what happens; I will cook your goose!

In the same boat

همدرد بودن

I'm broke. Can you lend me a couple of bucks?

Sorry, I'm in the same boat.

I have little hope in it

چشمم آب نمی خورد!

I have a little hope in what he said!

It does not please god

خدا را خوش نمی آید

It doesn’t please god if you don’t help the poor.

in the hole

قرض بالا آوردن

I'm five thousand bucks in the hole. I don't know what to do!!

I congratulate you

چشم شما روشن...

I congratulated him when I saw him.

In the twinkling of an eye

در یک چشم به هم زدن

In the twinkling of an eye I will reach there!

It is never too late to learn

هرگز برای آموختن دیر نیست

It is never too late to learn

in the bag

100%

I've got the election in the bag. Everyone's gonna vote for me.

Idioms-part four

I’m roasting

دارم میپزم

In the south parts of Iran you will be roasted if you go out while the noon!

I am boiling

دارم می پزم(اثر گرمای هوا)

Could you please give me a cup of iced tea?!Im boiling now!

In the dog house

کم محلی کردن

Because I forgot my wife's birthday, I have been in the doghouse for the past two weeks!!

It’s a feeble excuse

عذر بد تر از گناه

It was only a feeble excuse when I told him I broke the window because SAKHA said!

It is all for the best

الخیر فی ما وقع...

Don’t worry, its all for the best.

It’s Greek to me

سر در آوردنی نیست!

English is always Greek to me!

I wish you joy it

خیرش را ببینی!

I wish you joy it.

I will do without it

از خیرش گذشتم

I will do without it

It is not as if the sky is falling

انگار آسمان به زمین آمده!!؟

It is not as if the sky is falling

I would not have it as a gift!

به مفتش هم نمی ارزد

I would not have it as a gift!

It’s nothing with you!!

به تو ربطی ندارد- با تو ارتباطی ندارد!

It’s nothing with you!!

Jump the gun

عجله کردن

They were scheduled to be married in June, but they jumped the gun

Jump down some ones throat

به کسی پریدن – به کسی عصبانی شدن

Why do you jump down my throat before you listen to what I have to say?

Keep your shirt on!

بابا یه دقیقه صبر کن!

Keep your shirt on! You're next in line

Kick the bucket

غزل خدا حافظی را خواندن

Kick the bucket I will kill you in 5 minutes!

Kick up ones heels

خوش گذراندن

I like to go to their party and really kick up my heels!

Killing two birds with one stone

با یک تیر دو نشان زدن

When we can Kill two birds with one stone why don’t we do that?!

Know by heart

از بَر بودن

Don’t worry I know all the books by heart.

Keep some body on tented hooks

کسی را پا در هوا نگه داشتن!

Its 25 minutes that SAKHA is late. actualy he likes to keep every one on tended hooks!!

Keep something under ones hat

راز داری کردن

Try to keep what I said under your hat!

Knock one on the head

مشت بر سر کسی کوفتن

Try not to knock me on the head I wont accept it!!

Keep ones finger crossed

برای کسی آرزوی موفقیت کردن

I'm gonna take a big test tomorrow Sam.

 I'll keep my fingers crossed for you dear.

Know ledge is power

دانش قدرت است

Know ledge is power

Knock some ones socks off

هیجان زده شدن!

If you see John's new car, It'll knock your socks off!

Knock on wood!

بزنم به تخته!

When SAKHA s uncle said, oh…you are growing very fast his mom shouted: knock on the wood!

Know by ropes

فوت و فن کاری را بلد بودن

Let Granny do the job. She knows the ropes well.

Keep ones ear to the ground

گوش به زنگ بودن

You'll have to keep your ears to the ground if you wanna know what's gonna happen next!

Like a bull in a china shop

دست و پا چلفتی بودن

When SAKHA interred his first class in ILI he was like a bull in a china shop!

Lose ones shirt

آس و پاس شدن – دار و ندار را باختن

I lost my shirt when I heard that my house is completely stolen!

Left face

به چپ چپ!(از الفاظ پادگانی-نظامی)

All the soldiers obey the orders, Left face

Little makes micelle many

قطره قطره جمع گردد وانگهی دریا شود

When SAKHA wasn’t collecting all his money, his father told him: little makes micelle many!

Level with the ground

با خاک یکسان کردن

In the first &second world war some countries were leveled with the ground.

Level with some one

با کسی رو راست بودن

Come on, SAKHA! I want you to level with me. Did you do it?

Live in a small way

با قناعت زندگی کردن

In this situation we have to live in a small way.

Love makes all hearts gentle

از محبّت خار ها گل می شوند...

Love makes all hearts gentle

Live up to one’s principles

موافق مرام خود زیستن

Every one is able to live up to his or her principles.

Live out the night

شب را صبح کردن

SAKHA couldn’t live out the night well, the night before the Konkoor!

Leave some one high and dry

کسی را قال گذاشتن

She promised to help me with the dishes after the party, but she left me high and dry!

Live on

به زندگی ادامه دادن

In every situation we have to live on!

Leave no stone unturned

به هر دری زدن

SAKHA leaved no stone unturned but he couldn’t open the locked door!

Look down

حقیر شمردن

Try not to look SAKHA down!

Lead a dog s life

با فلاکت زیستن

I m going to get rich real soon. I'm quite tired of leading a dog's life!!

Look one up and down

برانداز کردن

We have to look the car up & down when we decide to buy it.

Like a fish out of water

کاملا با محیط نا مانوس بودن

For the first few days in New York, I was like a fish out of water!

Like the back off ones hand

مثل کف دست!

I know the city like the back of my hand

Let bygones be bygones

گذشته ها گذشته

When SAKHA saw his old friend cried: Let bygones be bygones speak about yourself !

Lemon

دچار درد سر شدن

She got a real lemon by her new car

Let ones hair down

خودمانی شدن

Let your hair down and tell me what’s on your mind. I might be able to do something to help you.

Let sleeping dogs lie

پا رو دم سگ نگذاشتن – دنبال دردسر نگشتن

Don’t raise the issue again. It's almost forgotten. Let sleeping dogs lie.

Look daggers at some one

چشم غره کرن

Why are you looking daggers at me? Have I done anything wrong?

Long live

زنده باد!

The president was speaking and all the people were shouting Long live!

Live on

به زندگی ادامه دادن

Try to forget your death mom and live on!

Let alone

به حال خود وا گذاردن

Lets let alone the baby who is crying.

Look down

حقیر شمردن

Never try to look the poor people down

Some times the world changes the roles!

Lay ones cards on the table

رو راست بودن.

Come on, lay your cards on the table. Tell me what you really think.

Lay an egg

خیط شن – خراب شدن

I hope I won't lay an egg when it's my turn to sing

Look one up and down

برانداز کردن

To test the car look it up & down.

Let’s wet our whistles

بیا گلویی تازه کنیم

When I interred the house mom said: Let’s wet our whistles

Lie low

آفتابی شدن

The thief isn’t ling low these days!

Love conquers all

اظهار عشق را به زبان احتیاج نیست

چندان که شد نگه به نگه آشنا بس است

When he saw his girl friend he wanted to say something but she said: Love conquers all!

Laugh and the world laughs with you

شکفته باش جهان را شکفته گر خواهی

که بر گشاده دلان چرخ روی خندان است

Laugh and the world laughs with you

Let ones hair down

خودمانی شدن

When SAKHA saw his uncle after eleven years , after a couple of time he heard: let your hair down dear. 

Make ends meet

دخل و خرج را جور کردن

Things are so expensive nowadays that it's very difficult to make ends meet!

Much coin –much care

هر که بامش بیش برفش بیشتر

Much coin –much care why do you complain?!

My cake is dough

دستم نمک ندارد...

My cake is dough

Leg man

پادو

I cant tell him to be a leg man for you!

More catholic than the pope

کاسه ی داغ تر از آش بودن

His uncle tries to be More catholic than the pope!

Make no bones about some thing

رک و راست بودن – صاف و پوست کنده بودن

Linda made no bones about telling John how much she hated him.

Make a mountain out of a mole hill

از کاهی کوه ساختن

Don't let such a trivial thing bother you so much. You're just making a mountain out of a molehill!

Money business

دوز و کلک-مسخره بازی

Stop the monkey business! This is serious

Mind ones P s and Q s

مواظب زبان و رفتار خود بودن

You must mind your p's and q's at the reception tonight.

Make a scene

داد و بیداد راه انداختن

Hey, look! There is a fly in my tea. I'm gonna tear the restaurant down

Come on, don't make a scene. Just forgot about it

Make yourself at home

این جا را مثل خانه ی خودتان بدانید

Make yourself at home

My leg has gone to sleep

پایم خواب رفته است

My leg has gone to sleep

Make a push

از جان مایه گذاشتن

SAKHA really made a push when he studied for Konkoor.

Make ones mouth water

از بوی غذا به هوس افتادن

Whenever I inter the restaurant my mouth makes water!

Make waves

درد سر درست کردن – شربه پا کردن!

SAKHA doesn't get along well with others at work. He's always trying to make waves!

Money no object

پولش مهم نیست!

In this business money is no object!

Make a splash

کولاک کردن – غوغا کردن – معرکه بودن

She made quite a splash in literary circles with her first book.

Monkey business

حقه بازی کردن – دوز و کلک زدن

I have always avoided monkey businesses.

Miss the boat

دیر جنبیدن

There were still some tickets available last week. You could have bought one, but you missed the boat

Make a dust

الم شنگه به پا کرن!

Never try to make a dust from this small accident.

Make hay while the sun shines

شانس یک باردر خانه ی آدم را می زند!

If you don’t make the hay while the sun shines, you will lose the opportunities.

Make up some stores

داستان سر هم کردن!

You are trying to make up some stories & you think I don’t know!

Mom’s word

از من نشنیده بگیر!

It’s a moms word!

No pain no gain

نا برده رنج گنج میسر نمی شود

No pain no gain

Not worth a cent

یک پا پاسی هم ارزش نداشت

This website doesn’t worth a sent!!!!

near the bottom the best fish swims

هر که طاووس خواهد – جور هندستان کشد

near the bottom the best fish swims

No waiting

توقف ممنوع

Why don’t you pay attention to the no waiting marks?!

Not turn a hair

خم به ابرو نیاوردن!

I didn’t turn a hair when I was stopped by the police!

Narrow escape…

خطر از بیخ گوشش گذشت

It was a narrow escape when I could run from that rape & arson town!

No news is best news

بی خبری خوش خبری است!

No news is best news

Not to have a leg to stand on

پا در هوا حرف زدن

SAKHA always sais something & then forget it I mean he doesn’t have a leg to stand on!!

No bugling

چانه نزنید!

Haven’t you seen the no bugling marks at the iterance?!

Not hold water

غیر منطقی بودن

Nothing you've said so far holds water.

Nothing is as grand as forgiveness

در عفو لذتی است که در انتقام نیست!؟

Nothing is as grand as forgiveness.

not have a leg to stand on

دلیل کافی برای اثبات خود نداشتن

In order to prove his innocence, the thief didn't have a leg to stand on.

Not sleep a wink

چشم رو هم ننهادن(نخوابیدن)

SAKHA couldn’t sleep a wink last night.

On easy street

در ناز و نعمت بودن

Everyone has problems, even people who live on easy street.

Once bitten twice shy

مار گزیده از ریسمان سیاه و سفید می ترسد!

Once bitten twice shy

Oil some ones palm

سبیل کسی را چرب کردن

Try not to oil my palm, I won't work for you!

Over my dead body

تا صد سال سیاه!

Over my dead body, you won't see me lost the game!

Out of the woods

از خطر جستن (فرار کردن)

The doctor believes that the patient is out of the woods!

Out of mind-out of sight

از دل برود هر آن چه از دیده برفت...

Out of mind-out of sight

Out on a limb

در موقعیت خطر بودن

You are placing yourselves out on a limb by saying those words to your chief.

One after another

یکی پس از دیگری

The soldiers were being killed one after an other.

Out of the blue

مثل اجل معلق!

As soon as the burglar stepped out of the house, a cop appeared out of the blue and busted him!

Out you go

بزن به چاک

Hurry up! out you go if not…!!

Ones number is up

اجل کسی رسیدن

Granny is worried all the time. She thinks her number is up!

Off the hook

به داد کسی رسیدن – کسی را از هچل در آوردن!

It's his own fault for getting himself into this situation, but we'll have to think of a way to get him off the hook

Play ball with some one

دست به دست کسی دادن – با کسی همکاری کردن

Look, pal! If you play ball with me, we'll be able to do almost anything together.

Play gooseberry

مو دماغ بودن

I guess you two wanna be left alone; I'm not gonna play gooseberry

Put ones foot in it

نسنجیده لب به سخن گشودن

I really put my foot in it by telling my brother's secret at the party last night

Pain in the neck

مایه درد سر

Jack is always pain in the neck , he broke all the glasses in the party yester day!

Put the cart before the horse

کارهاراوارونه انجام دادن– سرنا را ازسرگشادزدن!

Hey, tom! Why are you eating you dessert first? You're putting the cart before the horse!

Idioms-part five

Play of the job

ماست مالی کردن

Sam always destroy everything and then try to Play of the job!

Pull string

پارتی بازی کردن!

In our town pull string is so usual , don’t get mad!

Pull some ones leg

کسی را دست انداختن

Come on, don't get mad; I'm just pulling your leg!

Play it cool

خونسرد بودن

The cops won't suspect anything if you play it cool

Piece of a cake

خیلی آسان و قابل فهم

Oh…dear , why don’t you understand it , it’s a piece of a cake!

Pain the town red

حسابی خوش بودن

Let's go out tonight and paint the town red!

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones

رطب خورده منع رطب کی کند؟!

She always criticized her friends for driving too fast but she herself used to did it. At last I told her: "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.."

poor you…

 آخِی...

Oh poor you. Poor baby!

Pay lip service

شعار دادن

Don't sit and pay lip service to human rights. Get busy

Pardon my French

ببخشید که بد دهنی می کنم!

He is really a bastard, if you'll pardon my French.

Put heads together

هم فکری کردن

If we put our heads together, we may be able to settle the problem.

Play it by ears

بدون تدارک کاری کردن

What are we gonna do after the movie tonight?

We'll play it by ear!

Pay through the nose

مبلغ گزافی پرداختن

We paid through the nose to get the car fixed and it still doesn't go properly.

Put ones cards on the table

رک بودن

If you don’t put your cards on the table I wont be able to help you!

Paper tiger

پهلوان پنبه

My uncle was a pepper tiger!

Quick on the trigger

حاضر جواب فرز – هفت تیر کش فرز

SAKHA is really quick on the trigger. He has a ready answer to almost every question.

Rome was not built in a day

راه صد ساله را یک روزه نمی توان رفت...

When SAKHA wanted to build up this site in a day, his teacher told him that Rome is not built in a day!!

Rome- do as the Romans do when in

خواهی نشوی رسوا هم رنگ جماعت شو

There was a very big meting in Tabriz university and every one were managed to wear on White shirts but SAKHA wore a black one , then his master said to him :Rome do as the Romans do when in!

Rub it in

سرکوفت زدن

Never try to rub it in someone who couldn’t full fill a job correctly and try to help him in a brotherly maner.

Rabbit on

ورّاجی کردن

How much do you like to rabbit on!

Ring a bell

به نظر کسی اشنا امدن

I've never met him, but his name rings a bell.

Raise a stink

قشقرق به راه انداختن

Oh dear dad! try not to raise a stink

My love in my heart wont be deleted!

Rain or shine

هر طوریکه شده – به هر قیمتی

I wont listen to you, rain or shine I will marry her!

Rain cats and dogs

باران شدید آمدن

It's raining cats and dogs. You'll get all soaked the minute you step out.

Refresh some

نفسی تازه کردن

Lets refresh some now and then continue our trip!

Rock the boat

موجبات درد سر را فراهم کردن

Everyone is living in peace and quiet here. Don't rock the boat, please

Spin a yarn

قصه بافتن

The thief tried to spin a yarn to ignore the sediment.

Right off the bat

فورا – بی معطلی

The police nabbed the burglars and locked them up in jail right off the bat.

See eye to eye

تفاهم داشتن

How do you see eye to eye dear son with Sera?

Sell like hot cakes

مثل برق به فروش رفتن

The new cordless phones are selling like hot cakes

Screw money out of a person

پول زور گرفتن

The black stone group wanted to screw money out of us but we didn’t let them do so!

Set two men at variance

تضریب میان دو کس

Setting two men at variance was one of his old habits!

Sweet talk

ستایش کسی

The beginning of his speech was the sweet talk of his mom.

Strike while the iron is hot

تا زمانی که تنور داغ است باید نان را پخت-از فرصت باید بهره برد.

The boss is in a good mood today. Go and talk to him about your salary increase now. You've got to strike while iron is hot!!

Show off

پز دادن

How much do you like to show off ?!

Sometimes money talks

گاهی پول حرف اول را می زند

Don't worry. I have a way of getting things done. Money talks

Silence is golden

سکوت طلاست

Silence is golden

Set the pace

پیش قدم شدن

My dad usually set the pace in + works!

Save some ones neck

به داد کسی رسیدن

I will save your neck if you do so!

Set one’s teeth

مصمّم شدن

He had set his teeth to help the poor in 1995.

Sitting pretty

در بهترین شرایط به سر بردن

He won the lottery and now he is really sitting pretty

String someone along

به بازی گرفتن

Bob doesn't wanna marry your sister. He's just stringing her along.

Silence gives consent

سکوت علامت رضاست

Silence gives consent

Serve one out

تلافی کردن

I will serve your helps out the next term.

Serve at table

پیشخدمتی کردن

Serving at the table in here won't help you be rich.

Straight from the horse s mouth

از منبع موثق

I've heard straight from the horse's mouth that he's going to be the next president of the company.

Shot in the arm

محرک و مشوق چیزی بودن

The good test grade was a shot in the arm for john.

Start something from scratch

از صفر شروع کردن

I have started studying in ILI from scratch!

Sod off

گورت را گم کن!

Sod off!!

Shift one’s ground

عقیده ی خود را تغییر دادن

He will shift his ground to help him get the degree!

See the light

چشم به دنیا گشودن

He saw the light in 1996.

Something is better than no thing

کاچی به از هیچ چیز

Peters motto is this: Something is better than no thing.

sell short

دست کم گرفتن

Don't sell him short; he is a very smart lawyer.

Shake your leg

 عجله کن

It's getting late. Come on, shake a leg

Smell a rat

بو بردن از چیزی- مشکوک بودن!

I smelled a rat as soon as I saw a strange man walking on our farm.

Sell some one short

ارزش قائل نشدن

You shouldn’t sell that lazy student short.

See stars

برق از چشم کسی پریدن

I saw stars when I hit my head against the door

Shape up or ship out

درست رفتار کن و یا بزن به چاک!

He always went to his work late, at last his boss told him to shape up or ship out

Scratch ones back

پشت کسی بودن – هواشو داشتن

 If you lend me the money I need, I'll help you paint your house. You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.

Sell some one down the river

به کسی رو دست زدن!

The police raided the gangsters' den and arrested them all. Apparently, someone had sold them down the river.

Snow job

زبان بازی کردن- بازار گرمی کردن

That car dealer did a snow job on me by selling me a car that was a piece of junk

Split hairs

مته به خشخاش گذاشتن – مو را از ماست کشیدن

Let's stop splitting hairs. We should look at the problem as a whole

Shoot the breeze

گپ زدن – اختلاط کردن

We sat around at home, shooting the breeze for hours…

Stick ones neck out

ریسک کردن – خو را به خطر انداختن

Why should I stick my neck out to help him? What's he ever done for me?

Stich to ones guns

پای حرف خود ایستادن

Many people tried to change his mind, but he stuck to his guns

Sleep on it

به چیزی فکر کرن – در بهر چیزی رفتن

I have slept on my final exam.

Take breath

نفسی تازه کردن

I want to take the breath then continue the road!

Teach ones grandmother to suck eggs

به لقمان حکمت اموختن

Never try to Teach ones grandmother to suck eggs!!

Throw off all disguise

رودربایستی نکردن

Okay children, throw off all disguise and say what you want to eat.

To pay a lip service

وعده ی سر خرمن دادن

Never try to pay a lip service to your children.

Twist ones arm

کسی را مجبور کردن – تحت فشار قرار دادن

Daddy won't buy me the car unless I twist his arm.

To have a big mouth

دهن لقی کردن

Don't tell him any secrets. He's a big mouth!

Two cooks spoil the broth

آشپز که دو تا شد آش یا شور می شه یا بی نمک!

Two cooks spoil the broth!!

Talk turkey

بی پرده حرف زدن

Let's stop joking around. We've got to sit down and talk turkey.

There is something under the wind

کاسه ای زیر نیم کاسه است

There is something under the wind

Take refuge in god

پناه بر خدا

Take refuge in god

Take some one for a ride

سر کسی کلاه گذاشتن

Jack, if you're not careful, the mechanic will definitely take you for a ride!!

The cat dreams of mice

شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه

The cat dreams of mice

The fat is in the fire

دیگه کار از کار گذشته – آب ریخته جمع نمیشه

The fat's in the fire! There's 10,000$ missing from the office safe!

The full don’t believe the hungry

سیر از دل گرسنه خبر ندارد

The full don’t believe the hungry

There is a truth in wine

پستی و راستی

You like it or not, you have to believe that there is a truth in wine!

Truth will out

همیشه ماه پشت ابر نمی ماند

Sam is always lying but he doesn’t know that truth will out one day!

There is no garden whit out weeds

هر جا گل هست خار هم هست

Franklin cant choose a car which he likes more so he doesn’t know that there is no garden whit out weeds!

The die is cast

کار از کار گذشته است

Being sad wont help to solve the problem the die is cast!!

The bitter is sometimes bit

دست بالای دست بسیار است

You are so proud my old friend

But you have forgotten that the bitter is sometimes bit!

The searcher is the finder

جوینده یابنده بود

Don’t be tired from searching dear young man , make you sure that at last the searcher is the finder!

To change for the better

تبدیل به احسن کردن

Oh mom why do you put the bottle in the trash can we can change it for the better!

To moan with pain

آخ و واخ کردن

Jack always moan with pain when dealing even an small problem!

To die frustrated

آرزو به گور بردن

Sams mom tried a lot to help him be a good doctor but she died frustrated!

To put on airs

باد درآستین انداختن

Don’t try to put on airs you are that blind Asgars son!

Toot ones own horn

لاف زدن – منم منم کردن

Unfortunately she toot her own horn a lot but at last she failed the term!

To turn up one’s sleeve

آستین بالا زدن

Don’t you want to turn up your sleeve to get marry?!

To suffer the evil consequences

چوب چیزی را خوردن

Let me make you sure that if you annoy the parents you will suffer the evil consequences!

To show off

پز دادن

Never try to show off in public places!

To flatter oneself

دل خود را خوش کردن

Oh…Sam don’t try to flatter yourself, at least you will fail in three lessons!

To eat one’s heart out

خون جگر خوردن

Parents usually eat their hearts out up to their children grow up.

To make rigs round a person

دست کسی را از پشت بستن

I thought I was driving in the best manner ,

But Jim made rigs round me!!

The walls have ears

دیوار موش داره موش هم گوش داره

Dear Sam you are speaking so loud.

Remember that the walls have ears!

To get rid of some one

کلک کسی را کندن

You are annoying me a lot , how can I get rid of you?!

To fish in troubled waters

از آب گل آلود ماهی گرفتن!

Some of the countries have the habit to fish in troubled waters!

To bury alive

زنده به گور شدن

Some of the miners bury alive and wont be found never!

To be refused burial in any graveyard

گور به گور شدن

You have made me so sad and I hope you to be refused burial in any graveyard!!

To be all ears

سر و پا گوش بودن

Well, tell me the story. I'm all ears

To consolidate with some one

با کسی یکی به دو کردن

Consolidating with the boss wont help you progress.

To break a lance

دست و پنجه نرم کردن

Im breaking a lance with the new  teacher.

To flog a dead horse

آب در هاون کوبیدن

Oh you wont get an increase in your salary

You are flogging a dead horse. 

To play foul

ناجوانمردی کردن

The team played foul & then lost the game badly.

There is no alternative

چاره ای نیست

There is no alternative we have to accept the reality.

Idioms-part six

To influence by an evil eye

چشم زدن

I wont be influenced by your evil eye.

Take no pain

زحمت نکش

Take no pain , everything will be done by her!

The last straw

کاسه ی صبر کسی لبریز شدن

She's always been rude to me, but it was the last straw when she started insulting my mother!

To save one’s hide

جان سالم به در بردن

Nowadays its so hard to save your hide in businesses!

To bring someone to his senses

حال کسی را جا آوردن

The old man is being brought to his sense by the new joker!!

To play a trick on some one

حقه زدن

Playing a trick on him wont be possible.

To find out

ملتفت شدن

Did you find out what the teacher said?!

Take a person at his word

اعتماد به قول کسی

I take you at your word & give you the key!

Take freedoms with a person

با کسی زیاد خودمانی رفتار کردن

Try not to take freedoms with him , he is not so polite.

To disgraced someone

بی آبرو کردن!

Sam disgraced his uncle when he opened his mouth!

To be all abroad

تو باغ نبودن!

SAKHA, are you all abroad?!

What was my last sentence?!

To be all ears

سراپا گوش بودن

No dear teacher im all ears!

To be all eyes

چهار چشمی پاییدن

Im all eyes to see what his next action will be?

There is money in it

پول توش هست؟!

Is there enough money in this business?!

To be incautious

بی احتیاطی کردن

To insult some one

بی احترامی کردن

SAKHA never try s to insult any body even his enemies!

To act rudely

بی ادبی کردن

Acting rudely in front of him wont help you do no thing!

Turn ones stomach

حال کسی را بهم زدن

The party was so bad that it turned my stomach.

To set moving

به جنبش درآوردن

Lets set the group moving.

To kick up a row

جنجال راه انداختن

Its his habit to kick up a row in any discussion!

To pride one self

مفاخرت کردن

My dad prides him self because of me.

To carry in the arms

بغل کردن

When I saw him I carry him in the arms.

To skin a flint

از آب کره گرفتن

The ability to skin a flint is sometimes so useful.

There wasn’t a soul to be seen

پرنده پر نمی زنه!

There wasn’t a soul to be seen

To rope peter to pay Paul

کلاه علی را سر ولی گذاشتن

To rope peter to pay Paul

To give a curt negative reply

آب پاکی را رو دست کسی ریختن

When SAKHA wanted the new car from daddy he cried: No & gave a curt negative reply!!

To be treated others as you would like

بر کس مپسند انچه ترا نیست پسند

You have to treat others as you like!

They will never go in double harness

آبشان در یک جوب نمی رود

They cant go on together , they will never go in double harness!

Two heads are better than one

دو تا فکر بهتر از یک فکر است!!

Two heads are better than one

The shoemaker’s son always goes barefoot

کوزه گر از کوزه ی شکسته آب می خورد

The shoemaker’s son always goes barefoot!!

To lose hope

قطع امید کردن!

I lost hope from you when you started the game.

To cause to be killed

به کشتن دان

The judge said: Franklin caused Jack to be killed.

To seem reasonable

به عقل گنجیدن

The prices in this shop seem reasonable.

To lose unluckily

مفت از دست دادن

I have lost all the money I got unluckily!

Take the bull by the horns

آستین همت بالا زدن

You can't expect a miracle. You're going to take the bull by the horns and settle the matter once and for all!

To nag!

هی نق زدن!

The child is nagging again!

Talk shop

بی موقع از کسب و کار حرف زدن

Okay, guys. Let's stop talking shop and enjoy ourselves

Throw the book at

به اشد مجازات محکوم کردن

You've stolen a car and struck a cop. I'm gonna throw the book at you.

Talk of the devil

عجب حلال زاده ای!

Talk of the devil! We just mentioned your name before you stepped in!

Talk some ones ear off

با پر حرفی سر کسی را بردن

My grandmother talks my ear off whenever I see her!

Too big for ones britches

پا را از گلیم دراز تر کردن!

You're too big for your britches, young man You'd better be more respectful

To be out on a limb

در موقعیت خطر ناک بودن

I was out on a limb when I entered the hole!

Throw the book out

شدیدا مواخذه کردن

I will throw the book out with you when we reach home.

The coast is clear

اوضاع رو به راهه- خبری نیست

Okay guys, You can come out of your hiding place now. The coast is clear!!

The party is over

دیگه بازی تمومه!

Freeze! Stop over there! The party's over!

To be on ones high horse

خود را گرفتن – باد کردن

Our friend hasn't been paying much attention to anyone recently. He seems to be on his high horse again!

To bring down the house

سنگ تمام گذاشتن

SAKHA has brought the house down when he built the web!!

Tongue in cheek

شوخی – بی منظور

Even though Mary's remarks about her sister were strictly tongue-in-cheek, she was offended

The ball is I some ones court

گوی و میدان دست کسی بودن

I did all I could. Now, the ball is in your court

The kiss of death

فاتحه ی کسی را خواندن

Yesterday's rain was the kiss of death for our picnic!

Test the waters

سبک سنگین کردن

We have to test the waters before we make a final decision.

Talk through ones hat

از روی معده حرف زدن

Don't listen to him. He's just talking through his hat!

The salt of the earth

اشخاص شریف و نازنین

Everybody knows that Jim and his old lady are the salt of the earth.

Tit for tat!

این به اون در!

After he broke my old glasses he said, Tit for tat!

Turn someone off

حال کسی را گرفتن

You really turn me off when you talk with your mouth full!

Under dog

شخص تو سری خور

All the children should be trained not to be under dog people when they grow up!

Up someone to expose him

پته ی کسی را روی آب ریختن

My elder brother up me to expose me in front of dad!

Unless you try you will not succeed

تا نکوشی کامیابی نیست

My dad always sais: Unless you try you will not succeed!

Upon my life

به جان خودم!

Oh…upon my life im not kidding!

Up ones sleeve

چیزی را در آستین پروراندن

I wonder what tricks he has up his sleeve this time

Under a cloud

سوء ظن

What is new under your cloud this time?

Under the table

زیر میزی دادن

Don’t try to give him some thing as the under the table, he wont accept it!

Under ones very nose

درست جلوی چشم کسی بودن

The witness told the court that the murder had been committed under his very nose

Wear a long face

قیافه ی عبوس به خود گرفتن

Why did you wear that long face at the meeting?!

We seek water in the see

آب در کوزه و ما تشنه لبان می گردیم

We seek water in the see

What is done cannot be undone

آب از جوی رفته باز نمی گردد

What is done cannot be undone

With tears to be chocked

بغض در گلو ترکیدن

I wanted to cry with tears to be chocked!

Where there is a will there is a way

خواستن توانستن است

Where there is a will there is a way!

Water down

ضعیف شدن

Why have you watered down?

Water under the bridge

همه چیز عوض شده

Nowadays the water is under the bridge!

Work shoulder to shoulder

دوش به دوش هم کار کردن

If we Work shoulder to shoulder we can progress.

What s cooking?

چه خبرا؟!

What's cooking, pat

Well, nothing much

Willy-nilly

چه بخواهد،چه نخواهد!-خواه نا خواه!

Willy – Nelly he has to come back!

Wheel and deal

ساخت و پاخت کردن

You can't do any business in this town if you don't wheel and deal!!!

Wet behind the ears

همی از دهن بوی شیر آیدت.

همی رای شمشیر و تیر آیدت.

He's too young to become a manager. He's still wet behind the ears!

Walk on air

از خوشحالی روی ابر ها راه رفتن

SAKHA was walking on air when he heard the news.

We all make mistakes

انسان جایز الخطاست!

We all make mistakes

Wear the pants

رئیس خانه بودن

In our family, It's my mother who wears the pants

Where is the beef?

اصل قضیه را رو کن!

Your proposal seems to be really appealing, but where's the beef ?!

Wet blanket

آدم حال گیر

You shouldn't invite him to your birthday party. He is such a wet blanket!

Walk on air

از شادی بال در اوردن

Sakha was walking on air on his graduation day.

We haven’t seen much of you

پیدات نیست؟!

When SAKHA interred the ILI class after 3 sessions absence , the teacher asked: where

Were you all these sessions? We  haven’t seen much of you!

Work ones fingers to the bone

جان کندن – سخت کار کردن

I work my fingers to the bone to support my children, but they don't appreciate it

You look hale

کشتی هایت غرق شده است

After Franklin failed the term, he looked hale!

You must lie on the bed you have

هر چه کنی به خود کنی-گر همه نیک و بد کنی

You must lie on the bed you have

You are what you think

گر در دل تو گل گذرد گل هستی

You are what you think

You are indebted to him

حق به گردن کسی داشتن

You are indebted to him

You can’t think again

کور خوندی!!

You can’t think again

You want a thing done do it your self

کس نخوارد پشت من جز ناخن انگشت من!

You want a thing done do it your self

You must be out of your mind

باید عقلت رو از دست داده باشی!

You must be out of your mind

Yes sport but no addiction

ورزش آری - اعتیاد نه

Yes sport but no addiction

Yours truly

چاکر- مخلص- بنده

If you leave everything to yours truly, there won't be any problem.

tongue twisters-part one

1

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

2

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

 

3

How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson

 

4

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

 

5

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

by Raymond Weisling

 

6

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

 

7

Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

by Pierre Abbat

 

8

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

 

9

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

 

10

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

by Meaghan Desbiens

 

11

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

 

12

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

 

13

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

from a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson

 

14

Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

 

15

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

 

16

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

 

17

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

 

18

Stupid superstition!

 

19

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

 

20

World Wide Web

 

21

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

by W.S. Gilbert of Gilbert and Sullivan from The Mikado

 

22

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

from a commercial

 

23

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

 

24

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks

 

25

Seventy seven benevolent elephants

harder than it seems

 

26

There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

 

27

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

name of a children's book

 

28

I was born on a pirate ship

Hold your tounge while saying it.

 

29

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

 

30

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

 

31

In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.

from the film "My Fair Lady"

 

32

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

 

33

Eleven benevolent elephants

 

34

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, ...

 

35

Willy's real rear wheel

David Bowser in Harrisburg, PA

 

36

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

from Naomi Fletcher's real life

 

37

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

 

38

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

 

39

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

 

40

Pirates Private Property

 

41

What a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister...

 

42

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. ...

 

43

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

by Kitty Morrow

 

44

Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

 

45

Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

 

46

Flash message!

 

47

Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

 

48

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

 

49

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

 

50

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

 

51

How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

 

52

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

 

53

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

from a song by Carbon Leaf

 

54

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".

 

55

Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

 

56

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

 

57

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

from Fox in Sox by Dr. Seuss

 

58

Two tried and true tridents

 

59

rudder valve reversals

the cause of some plane crashes

 

60

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

 

61

How many cans can a cannibal nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans?
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

 

62

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

 

63

Four furious friends fought for the phone.

 

64

Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.

 

65

Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

from mid-Willamette Valley theater

 

66

Black background, brown background.

 

67

Why do you cry, Willy?
Why do you cry?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy?
Why, Willy? Why?

 

68

Very well, very well, very well ...

 

69

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

 

70

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

 

71

Mares eat oats and does eat oats,
and little lambs eat ivy.
A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't ewe?

 

72

Three short sword sheaths.

 

73

Caution: Wide Right Turns

seen on semi-tractor trailers

 

74

Rolling red wagons

 

75

Green glass globes glow greenly.

 

76

Robert Wayne Rutter

personal name

 

77

I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

 

78

As I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to be in Arkansas and see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw.

 

79

black back bat

 

80

The queen in green screamed.

 

81

How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!

 

82

What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!

 

83

Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop,
Snap Crackel pop

 

84

Six slimy snails sailed silently.

 

85

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

 

86

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

 

87

Red Buick, blue Buick

 

88

Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

by Matt Duchnowski

 

89

He threw three balls.

 

90

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

 

91

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

 

92

We're real rear wheels.

 

93

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

 

94

I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

 

95

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

 

96

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

 

97

Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

 

98

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

 

99

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

 

100

He threw three free throws.

 

101

Fresh French fried fly fritters

 

102

Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip, ...

 

103

I was born on a pirate ship.

Say it while holding your tongue.

 

 

105

Little Mike left his bike like Tike at Spike's.

 

106

Eddie edited it.

 

107

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!

 

108

Wow, race winners really want red wine right away!

 

109

The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

 

110

I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop.

 

111

Triple Dickle

a strong drink

 

112

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

 

113

Supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio,
supposed to be pistachio.

by Diane Estep

 

114

Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.

from a high school singing class

 

115

Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall

 

116

Argyle Gargoyle

 

117

Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, Peggy Babcock, ...

personal name

 

118

If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts,
buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

 

119

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

 

120

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

by Pierre Abbat

 

121

Willie's really weary.

 

122

Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!

by Mistah Twistah, Tony Valuch

 

123

Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher. While the catcher watches the pitcher who pitches the balls. Whether the temperature's up or whether the temperature's down, the nature watcher, the catcher and the pitcher are always around. The pitcher pitches, the catcher catches and the watcher watches. So whether the temperature's rises or whether the temperature falls the nature watcher just watches the catcher who's watching the pitcher who's watching the balls.

by Sharon Johnson

 

124

Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie.

 

125

John, where Peter had had "had had", had had "had";
"had had" had had his master's approval.

 

126

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

 

127

Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails.

from India

 

128

Double bubble gum, bubbles double.

 

129

If you can't can any candy can,
how many candy cans can a candy canner can
if he can can candy cans ?

 

130

Octopus ocular optics.
and
A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.

by Pierre Abbat

 

131

This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly.

 

132

Salty broccoli, salty broccoli, salty broccoli ....

 

133

I saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

 

134

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

 

135

Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop sells unsifted thistles for thistle-sifters to sift.

 

136

I eat eel while you peel eel

 

137

Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

 

138

Casual clothes are provisional for leisurely trips across Asia.

 

139

East Fife Four, Forfar Five

an actual football result from the Scottish third division

 

140

Roy Wayne
Roy Rogers
Roy Rash

personal names

 

141

11 was a racehorse,
22 was 12,
1111 race,
22112.

Wunwun was a racehorse, Tutu was one too. Wunwun won one race, Tutu won one too.

 

142

It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!

 

143

She said she should sit.

 

144

Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?

 

145

Will you, William? Will you, William? Will you, William?
Can't you, don't you, won't you, William?

 

146

I wish you were a fish in my dish

tongue twisters-part two

147

She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicking him hiccuping, and amicably welcoming him in.

an actor's vocal warmup for lips and tongue

 

148

The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

 

149

Dust is a disk's worst enemy.

 

150

I see a sea down by the seashore.
But which sea do you see down by the seashore?

 

151

Old Mr. Hunt
had a cuddy punt
Not a cuddy punt
but a hunt punt cuddy.

 

152

As one black bug, bled blue, black blood. The other black bug bled blue.

 

153

Mommy made me eat my M&Ms.

 

154

I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.

 

155

A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed
gradually giving gophers gooey guts.

 

156

Aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum, aluminum, linoleum, molybdenum

 

157

Thin grippy thick slippery.

 

158

A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.

 

159

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

 

160

If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

 

161

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
how do I understand that you understand. Understand!?

 

162

She sees cheese.

 

163

Brent Spence Bridge
Clay Wade Bailey Bridge

places in Ohio

 

164

Chukotko-Kamchatkan

pertaining to the Siberian people living in Kamchatka

 

165

There those thousand thinkers were thinking
where did those other three thieves go through.

 

166

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

 

167

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they felt smart.
Four smart fellows, they felt smart.
Five smart fellows, they felt smart.
Six smart fellows, they felt smart.

 

168

Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

 

169

I would if I could! But I can't, so I won't!

 

170

But a harder thing still to do.

What a to do to die today
At a quarter or two to two.
A terrible difficult thing to say
But a harder thing still to do.
The dragon will come at the beat of the drum
With a rat-a-tat-tat a-tat-tat a-tat-to
At a quarter or two to two today,
At a quarter or two to two.

from a college drama class

 

171

Love's a feeling you feel when you feel
you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

 

172

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

 

173

Truly rural, truly rural, truly rural, ...

 

174

A turbot's not a burbot, for a turbot's a butt, but a burbot's not.

 

175

I know a boy named Tate
who dined with his girl at eight eight.
I'm unable to state what Tate ate at eight eight
or what Tate's tête à tête ate at eight eight.

 

176

The seething sea ceaseth; thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

 

177

Real weird rear wheels

by Michael Dworkin and Bill Harvey

 

178

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.

 

179

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us.

 

180

Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.

Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.

 

181

Five fuzzy French frogs Frolicked through the fields in France.

 

182

Two to two to Toulouse?

 

183

Swatch watch

 

184

Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the Indian nation beyond the Indian Ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

 

185

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

 

186

Buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood, buckets of bug blood

 

187

I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.
I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks.

 

188

If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

 

189

We won, we won, we won, we won, ...

 

190

Thirty-three thousand people think that Thursday is their thirtieth birthday.

by Julia Dicum

 

191

How much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

 

192

How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

by Jillian Goetz

 

193

As he gobbled the cakes on his plate,
the greedy ape said as he ate,
the greener green grapes are,
the keener keen apes are
to gobble green grape cakes,
they're great!

from Dr. Seuss's O Say Can You Say?

 

194

How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?
A wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

 

195

Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

 

196

Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.

 

197

A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

198

How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.

 

199

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.

 

200

Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

 

201

But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,
As great'st does least.

Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in "The Tempest", by William Shakespeare

 

202

Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.

 

203

She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.

 

204

Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?

 

205

Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.

 

206

Mummies make money.

 

207

Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

 

208

An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.

 

209

A black bloke's back brake-block broke.

 

210

This is a zither.

 

211

Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.

 

212

There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.

 

213

Really leery, rarely Larry.

 

214

Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

 

215

Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

 

216

Her whole right hand really hurts.

difficult in Brazil

 

217

Come, come,
Stay calm, stay calm,
No need for alarm,
It only hums,
It doesn't harm.

 

218

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

 

219

Red blood, green blood

 

220

I'm a sheet slitter.
I slit sheets.
I'm the sleekest sheet slitter
that ever slit sheets.

 

221

Busy buzzing bumble bees.

 

222

A lump of red leather, a red leather lump

 

223

Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.

 

224

I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.

 

225

A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
"Are you copper-bottoming 'em, man?"
"No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mam."

 

226

I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants
When the pheasant plucker's gone.

 

227

Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
All day long she sits and shines,
all day long she shines and sits,
and sits and shines, and shines and sits,
and sits and shines, and shines and sits.
Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.

Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.

sung by Ian Mackintosh

 

228

Preshrunk silk shirts.

 

229

Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.

 

230

Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

 

231

While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.

 

232

A big black bear sat on a big black bug.

 

233

A bloke's bike back brake block broke.

 

234

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

 

235

Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

 

236

How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

 

237

Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.

 

238

No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.

by the Hofman family

 

239

Freshly fried fresh flesh

 

240

There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.

 

241

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

 

242

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?

 

243

She stood on the steps of Burgess's Fish Sauce Shop, mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.

 

244

Swan swam over the sea.
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again.
Well swum swan!

 

245

Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.

 

246

She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

 

247

You know New York.
You need New York.
You know you need unique New York.

 

248

What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

 

249

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

 

250

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

 

251

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

 

252

She slits the sheet she sits on.

 

253

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

 

254

A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist,
if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists?

 

255

Red lolly, yellow lolly.

 

256

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

 

257

Knapsack strap.

 

258

John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had " had had the teachers approval

 

259

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

 

260

Great gray goats

 

261

Whether the weather be fine
or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold
or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
whether we like it or not.

 

262

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...

 

263

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

 

264

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

 

265

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

 

266

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

 

267

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

 

268

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

 

269

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

 

270

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill as sewing shirts
Our shy young sister Suzie shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

 

 

274

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.

 

275

Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.

 

276

A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.

 

277

When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

 

278

What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.

Who is the author?

 

279

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

 

280

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

 

281

She sees seas slapping shores.

 

282

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.

by Ray Weisling

 

283

Greek grapes.

 

284

Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

 

285

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

 

286

There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.

 

287

A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.

 

288

Don't trouble trouble, until trouble troubles you! If you trouble trouble, triple trouble troubles you!

 

289

Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

 

290

Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...

 

291

A smart fella, a fella smart.
It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.

 

292

She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.

tongue twisters-part three

293

Admidst the mists and coldest frosts,
With stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts,
And still insists he sees the ghosts.

 

294

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy,
was he?

 

295

Blue glue gun, green glue gun.

 

296

Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, ...

 

297

Mallory's hourly salary.

 

298

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

 

299

Don't spring on the inner-spring this spring or there will be an offspring next spring.

 

300

A flea and a fly in a flue,
were imprisoned. So what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee".
Said the flea, "Let us fly".
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

301

King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?

 

302

Five fat friars frying flat fish.

 

303

The bottle of perfume that Willy sent
was highly displeasing to Millicent.
Her thanks were so cold
that they quarreled, I'm told
o'er that silly scent Willy sent Millicent

 

304

Esau Wood sawed wood. All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw. All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw. One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood. So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw. The new wood-saw would saw wood. Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw. Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw. And Esau Wood sawed wood.

 

305

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

 

306

Extinct insects' instincts, extant insects' instincts.

by Pierre Abbat

 

307

Sweater weather, leather weather.

 

308

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

 

309

The big black bug's blood ran blue.

 

310

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's late.

 

311

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?

 

312

We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn immoral money.

by Ray Weisling

 

313

Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ...

 

314

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer.....

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to ram your rom.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

from the Unix fortune database, attributed to DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup

 

315

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

 

316

Ray Rag ran across a rough road.
Across a rough road Ray Rag ran.
Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across?

 

317

Elmer Arnold

personal name

 

318

A Tudor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or
to tutor two tooters to toot?"

 

319

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

 

320

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith.

 

321

Thin sticks, thick bricks

 

322

Red lorry, yellow lorry.

 

323

A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

 

324

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck how much a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

 

325

Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through a curly grill.

 

326

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

 

327

A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest.

 

328

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought
Wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought,
Had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought I thought.

 

329

She sells sea shells on the seashore.
The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.

 

330

From the programmer's desk:
She sells cshs by the C shore.

 

331

A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!

 

332

Plain bun, plum bun, bun without plum.

 

333

Slick slim slippers sliding south.

 

334

The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we sought to stay;
The Leith police dismisseth us
They thought we'd stay all day.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
We both sighed sighs apiece;
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Were the size of the Leith police.

 

335

Ah shucks, six stick shifts stuck shut!

 

336

Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew Marcus Mayo,
a moody male mailman moving mostly metered mail.

 

337

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

 

338

How much dough would Bob Dole dole
if Bob Dole could dole dough?
Bob Dole would dole as much dough
as Bob Dole could dole,
if Bob Dole could dole dough.

 

339

People pledging plenty of pennies.

 

340

Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lambs eat ivy.

from a pre-war English music-hall song

 

341

To begin to toboggan,
first buy a toboggan.
But don't buy too big a toboggan.
Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

 

342

Courtney Dworkin

personal name

 

343

Switch watch, wrist watch.

 

344

Six thick thistle sticks

 

345

Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Donald O'Connor and Gene Kelly in "Singing in the rain"

 

346

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.

 

347

She sells seashells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashore seashells.

 

348

Irish wristwatch

 

349

She had shoulder surgery.

 

350

To put a pipe in byte mode, type PIPE_TYPE_BYTE.

from the Visual C++ help file.

 

351

Three Tree Turtles

Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters.
If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters,
where's the twisters the three tree turtles talked?

 

352

My Friend Gladys

Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she's sad.
Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she's glad.
But the sadness of her sadness,
and the gladness of her gladness,
Are nothing like her madness when she's mad!

 

353

I would if I could, and if I couldn't, how could I?
You couldn't, unless you could, could you?

common school kids nonsense, circa 1910

 

354

real rear wheel

 

355

Give me the gift of a grip-top sock,
A clip drape shipshape tip top sock.
Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock,
But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock.
None of your fantastic slack swap slop
From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop.
Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock
With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock.
Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock,
Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik's sock
Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block.
Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop
Tip me to a tip top grip top sock.

articulation warmup for actors

 

356

National Sheepshire Sheep Association

 

357

The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

 

358

The little red lorry went down Limuru road.

Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya.

 

359

Flies fly but a fly flies.

 

360

Did Doug dig Dick's garden or did Dick dig Doug's garden?

by Paul Davies

 

361

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or what ought to be taught 'er?

 

362

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.

 

363

Federal Express is now called FedEx.
When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.

 

364

Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch wished?

by Ann Clark

 

365

Does this shop sport short socks with spots?

 

366

Customer: Do you have soothers?
Shopkeeper (thinking he had said "scissors"): No, we don't have scissors.
Customer: Soothers!
Shopkeeper : No, we don't have scissors or soothers.
... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, ...

actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson

 

367

Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.

 

368

No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

 

369

I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, and I'd die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why.

from a Song by Soundgarden named "Somewhere" composed and written by Ben Shepherd

 

370

My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays.

by Tim McCauley, age 8

 

371

A real rare whale.

 

372

Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn't teeter-totter as Terry Teeter taught her to.

by Pierre Abbat

 

373

Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead.

 

374

I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.

Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet Magazine, August 1948).

 

375

Kanta is a masai girl. She can tie a tie and untie a tie. If Kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?

 

376

I'm a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker,
to ever pluck a mother pheasant. Actually, ...
I'm Not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
But I'll stay and pluck the pheasants
Till the pheasant plucking 's done!

 

377

If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole.

 

378

Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope.

 

379

The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us.

 

380

Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred Threlfall's thirty-five thick threads.

by Anthony Nichols

 

381

Bug's black blood, Black bug's blood

 

382

Reed Wade Road

name of a road in Batesville Arkansas

 

383

Jack's nap sack strap snapped.

 

384

I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me.

 

385

A quick witted cricket critic.

 

386

Hitchcock Hawk Watch Spots Record Raptors

Title of an article in the Neola Gazette

 

387

Sure, sir, the ship's sure shipshape, sir.

 

388

The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.

 

389

One Double Dozen Double Damask Dinner Napkins

Name of a sketch written by Dion Titheradge for a London musical revue and originally performed by Cicely Courtneidge in the early 1930's. The comedienne Bea Lillie performed the sketch in an American film starring Bing Crosby in 1938, and that film's name was "Doctor Rhythm". The sketch became famous and Lillie did perform it on numerous occasions on radio, as well as record it on two 78rpm records.

 

390

The cat crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out.

 

391

Dear mother,
give your other udder
to my other brother.

 

392

Blended baby blue bug's blood blotches.

made up watching bugs splatter on the windshield ... ugh!

 

393

So, this is the sushi chef?

Spoken to a friend in a Japanese restaurant on the chef’s return.

 

394

Furnish Freddie's nursery with forty-four furry Furby Beanie Babies.

 

395

Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer, ...

name of the famous American golfer

 

396

A bitter biting bittern bit a better biting bittern
And the better biting bittern bit the bitter biting bittern back.
Said the bitter biting bittern to the better biting bittern
“I’m a bitter biting bittern bitten back”

 

397

Certified certificates from certified certificate certifiers.

 

398

Imagine, imagining imagining, an imaginary imaginary imaginary menagerie manager, imagining imagining imagining an imaginary imaginary imaginary managerie.

 

399

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
Any noise annoys a noisy oyster,
but a noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster most!

 

400

We need a plan to fan a pan; find a pan to fan, then find a fan to fan the pan, then fan the pan.

Some Korean students find difficult to pronounce difference between 'f' and 'p'.

 

401

How many snacks could a snack stacker stack,
if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?

by Christine Reynolds

 

402

Freddy is ready to roast red roaches.
Ready for Freddy's roasted red roaches?

 

403

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear when Washington's washer-woman went west?

 

404

On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.

 

405

Three grey geese
In a green field grazing,
Grey were the geese
And green was the grazing.

 

406

Susie sits shinning silver shoes

 

407

Ralph rakes leaves really, really lousily.

for Japanese students of English

 

408

Lady Luck dislikes losers.

for Japanese students of English

 

409

Broken back brake block

 

410

Mumbling, bumbling. Bumbling, mumbling.

 

411

Of all the felt I ever felt I never felt felt that felt like that felt felt.

tongue twisters-part four

412

They hatch fish at the state fish hatchery and sell hatched fish to the fish stick factory.

by Kevin Brown

 

413

In pine tar is. In oak none is. In mud eels are. In clay none is.

If read fast, it sounds like gibberish.

 

414

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sick sheep.

 

415

Thirty-six thick silk threads

 

416

Silly shoe-fly pie fans sell chilly shoe-fly pie pans.

 

417

Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie.

 

418

The two-toed tree toad tried to tread where the three-toed tree toad trod.

 

419

Tricky Tristan tracked a trail of tiny turtles.
How many tiny turtles did Tricky Tristan track?
Tricky Tristan tracked twenty two tiny turtles;
that's how many tiny turtles tricky Tristan tracked.

 

420

Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood. If Esau Wood saw a wood saw, saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood, where is the wood saw witch would saw wood, as no wood saw would saw wood.

 

421

You're behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons.

from Harry Potter

 

422

Iranian Uranium

 

423

Giddy kiddy goat,
Giddy kiddy goat,
Giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, giddy, kiddy goat.

 

424

He wanted to desert his dessert in the desert!

 

425

If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor?

 

426

There was a writer called Wright, he taught his son to write Wright right:
"It's not right to write Wright 'Rite', please try to write Wright right!"

 

427

Very rare vagrant wader

a "vagrant wader" is a wading bird that is not typical to a particular region

 

428

Crash Quiche Course

 

429

I broke a brickbat and a brickbat broke me.

 

430

A wooden worm wouldn't be worthy of worship but would he if he wondered and worried about what he would be worthy of if he wasn't wooden?

by Samy Gosselin

 

431

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

 

432

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

 

433

Farrell's features fabulous food 'n' fantastic fountain fantasies for frolicking, fun-filled festive families.

 

434

Who holds Joe's nose when he blows? Joe knows.

 

435

A singly circularly linked list.

 

436

The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive

Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.

"Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.

Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . ."

But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.

But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile.

His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken."

Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.

(Sir John Hensch of London)

 

437

Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.

 

438

When I went to Warsaw, I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw that I ever saw. Now, if you go to Warsaw and see a saw that could outsaw the saw I saw, I'd like to see your saw saw.

 

439

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice,
I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

by Karen and Alyse Ferry

 

440

Six Czech cricket critics

 

441

Rubber Berber Gerber™ Burger

An ersatz North African taste treat ...

 

442

Lucid Lou slued loose the sluice that slew the slough.

 

443

In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire hurricanes hardly ever happen.

from My Fair Lady the musical based upon George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion

 

444

Thomas Tattamus took two T's to tie two tots to two tall trees.

 

445

Hercules, a hardy hunter, hunted a hare in the Hampshire Hills. Hit him on the head with a hard, hard hammer and he howled horribly!

 

446

Frank's fisher fishes on Friday for Frank's Friday fresh fried fish-fest.

by Steven Combs

 

447

I saw a saw in Warsaw. Of all the saws I ever saw I never saw a saw that could saw, like the saw I saw in Warsaw.

 

448

Dick had a dog,
the dog dug,
the dog dug deep,
how deep did Dick's dog dig?

Dick had a duck,
the duck dived,
the duck dived deep,
how deep did Dick's duck dive?

Dick's duck dived as deep as Dick's dog dug!

by Alexandra Hunt (11 years old)

 

449

It's a nice night for a white rice fight.

 

450

If a fella met a fella in a field of fitches
Can a fella tell a fella where a fella itches?

 

451

I feel a feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I,
If I feel a funny feel a funny feel feel I.

 

452

Never trust
a sloppy crust,
a squally gust,
ships that rust,
or girls with lust.

But if you must,
you may trust
to go bust,
and back to dust,
which serves you just.

on board of a Victory Ship in the 1940s

 

453

A sad story about Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.

 

454

Mr Knott and Mr Watt on the Phone

Hello?
Who's calling?
Watt.
What's your name?
Watt's my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John what?
Yes.

... I'll call on you this afternoon.

All right, are you Jones?
No, I'm Knott.
Will you tell me your name, then?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt. Knott.
What?

 

455

Round brown bread

the Indian bread "Roti"

 

456

grip glue, grip glue, grip glue, ...

 

457

Bob's pop-up blocker blocks Bob's pop-ups.

 

458

Chill, Shake, Serve, ...

 

459

M. R. Ducks
M.R. not Ducks
O. S. M. R.
L. I'll B.
M. R. Ducks!

 

460

How much cash could a sasquatch stash if a sasquatch could stash cash?

by Janet Cashman-Shipman and family

 

461

A cunning young canner from Canning
Once observed to his granny,
"A canner can can
a lot of things gran,
But a canner can't can a can, can he?"

 

462

How many ducks could a duck duct-tape, if a duck could duct-tape ducks?

 

463

Bad dead bed-bugs bleed bug blood.

by Mimi Routh

 

464

Upper roller, lower roller,
upper roller, lower roller,
upper roller, lower roller, ...

 

465

Bill had a billboard, Bill also had a board bill. The billboard bored Bill so Bill sold the billboard to pay for the board bill. 

 

466

Washington's wash woman washed Washington's wash while Washington's wife went west.

 

467

Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, Faith's face cloth, ...

by Monica Holmes-Lauder

 

468

Deer, deer, oh dear, oh dear,
your career as a deer is over here
no, no, oh no, although
your career as a skellytun's begun.

The Roadkill Song

 

469

The sixth sick Sikh's sixth sheep is sick.

 

470

Click, clap, pluck, ...

 

471

Mister Twister's tongue twisters, ...

 

472

Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, Hum-min-a, ...

sometimes said by Jackie Gleason in "The Honeymooners"

 

473

Mud bug, mud bug, mud bug, ...

 

474

Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. Polish it in the corner. ...

 

475

I gratefully gazed at the gracefully grazing gazelles.

 

476

Really very weary, really very weary, really very weary, ...

 

477

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.

variation of the famous tongue twister

 

478

Thrushcross Grange

the name of the Linton's house in "Wuthering Heights" by Emily Brontë

 

479

Six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, six sticky skeletons, ...

 

480

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes

Danny Kaye song, arround 1930

 

481

A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can; can he?

© Win Ivin

 

482

She sat upon a balcony, inimicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming him in.

 

483

I can't believe that "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is actually a butter that I can't believe is not butter.

"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a butter substitute produced by Becel/Flora/Promise, a subsidiary of Unilever.

 

484

You name it, we claim it. If we can't get it, we'll send you to get it. If we can't send you to get it, forgit it. Who's got it, if we don't got it?

from the 1960's

 

485

If your Bob doesnt give our Bob that bob that your Bob owes our Bob, our Bob will give your Bob a bob in the eye.

 

486

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

from the screenplay of the movie "V for Vendetta", at the beginning, when V meets Evie for the first time

 

487

chip shop chips

 

488

Velvet Revolver
Velvet Revolver
Velvet Revolver
...

 

489

Shine my city shoes!

repeat really fast

 

490

Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh! Sniff Sesh!

a dog sniffing a blanket

 

491

The Knight said, "He's", with niceties, "some nights a tease or nice at ease on nice settees".

 

492

How much snus could a moose on the loose use
if a moose on the loose could use loose snus?

 

493

Black Rock Brain Lock

 

494

Which Witch snitched the Snitch Witch?
Or did the Snitch Witch snitch the Witch?
If the Snitch Witch snitched the Witch
then which Witch did the Snitch Witch snitch?

by Emily Green

 

495

A maid named Lady Marmalade
made mainly lard and lemonade.
M'lady lamely never made
a well-named, labelled marmalade.

 

496

Theodore Thistle threw three thorny thistles.
How many thorny thistles did Theodore Thistle throw?

 

497

Silly Sally Shouldnort shaved sheep she should show soon so selling sheep shaved showed she shouldn't show shaved sheep so soon.

by James Norton

 

498

Cracker rapper, cracker rapper, cracker rapper, ...

by Kazia Sarpola

 

499

Lenny Lou leopard led leprechauns leaping like lemmings.

by Brian & Grace McKeon

 

500

loyal royal lawyer